Simon

Name; Simon
Date of birth; 13/06/97
Height; 5'10 (same as Steve)
Weight; Less than Steve
Eyes; Two (Razor sharp wit!)
Nickname; Dark Horse, or Mortiis (!)
Education; 10 GCSE's, 3 A Levels, Studying law at university
Current job (if any); In a bakery
Role in band/Instrument played; None/Bass
Equipment; Trace Elliott 4x10cab, Trace Elliot AK300SMX Head, Zoom Pedal,
Boss Chorus, Hohner Custom Headless bass, Tanglewood Fretless bass,
Rotosound strings

Top 5 artists
1) Depeche Mode
2)Killing Joke
3) Iron Maiden
4) Fields Of The Nephilim
5) Dead Can Dance

Top 5 albums
1) Black celebration - Depeche Mode
2) Brighter Than A Thousand Suns - Killing Joke
3) Floodlands - Sisters Of Mercy
4) Powerslave - Iron Maiden
5) Within The Realms Of A Dying Sun - Dead Can Dance

Albums you wouldn't expect to find in collection, but actually would?
'Rio' and '7 and the Ragged Tiger' - Duran Duran, 'Actually' - Pet Shop Boys, Primus

How old were you when you bought your first Metal album?
13

What was it?
'Ride The Lightning' - Metallica

What was the last album you bought?
New Order - Live Bootleg

Most embarrassing record in your collection?
Best of Erasure - and it's great!

Who were your first musical heroes?
Steve Harris, Craig Adams

Any previous bands?
Estranged, Dream Corrosion, Mortal Tide

Any less obvious bands you'd recommend checking out?
Suspiria, Corpus Delicti, London After Midnight, The Horatii, Still Patient?

Favourite films?
Dune, Star Wars, Delicatessen, Man Bites Dog, Dusk Till Dawn, City Of The Lost Children

Favourite cartoon character?
Foghorn Leghorn

Hobbies/Interests outside of the band?
Unorthodox Egyptology, Drinking, Still hooked on Tekkon 2 (unfortunately - Steve)

At what age did you lose your virginity?
M.Y.O.B.

Strangest place you've had sex?
Take your pick

Name your top 5 birds?
1)Jane Seymour
2) Carol Vorderman
3) Sophie Dahl
4) Liz Hurley
5) Louise

Anything extra to add?
Don't bother listening to idiots like me!

......Simon......... on......Simon...........
If I wasn't doing this, I'd be training to be a barrister, or be in Egypt.
I hope I'm not as sleazy as people say I am

......Simon......... on......James............
They don't call him 'Mouthy' for nothing!