Here Is Some Stuff That I Really Hate

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Anyway on with the new rant's I 'spose.
Now I have a really big problem with crap bands in general, but what the fuck is this covering 'Under The Bridge' shite. If it is indeed true that if a tree falls in the woods with no-one around then it makes no sound then why don't All Saints just fuck off to that woods. (Pic kindly donated by Cameron 'Mad as a lorry' Kerr)
General Rant
I was watching TV this morning and they had some sad as hell girl who really liked David Beckham, which I suppose is fair enough. But this girls obsession was enough that she was upset that he was engaged to Posh Slapper. Now if she was one of his friends or even knew him I could understand that but she was 14 'ish with braces and would have more chance of finding a million pounds in her arse than of being in with a chance with him. Liking famous people is fair enough but that's just getting a bit too far really, so here's my guide to parents who have kids who are this obsessed with anyone famous.
1) Does your kid like a famous person enough that they get upset when said person gets married/engaged or similar. If yes then go to 2, if not then let them live but maybe remove the use of one arm as a lesson to them.
2) Find a bag that is bigger than your kids head and find a good sturdy stick. Now place the bag over your kids head and beat some sense into them with the stick and repeat until they see sense. Make sure though that the stick isn't an ugly stick or your child may become withdrawn, become a lone ugly psycho and go on a kill-crazy-rampage through your local town centre.
Sunglasses
Now it's recently been quite sunny here and I've seen a lot of people wearing sunglasses which is OK because, as the name suggests, you wear them when it's sunny. But I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw people who were completely unable to use their own sunglasses properly I mean they're hardly the most difficult thing you'll ever wear are they. So here is a simple lesson for you all.
	This is how you wear your sunglasses	Don't wear them like this
A fairly simple lesson you'd think but no. If the sun is shining and you have sunglasses on you then wear them over your eyes, otherwise you look like a twat. Also it's been scientifically proven that if you wear your sunglasses on top of your head you are more likely to have a plane engine fall on you from 50,000 feet. So there you have it. Look like a twat or not, you decide.
If you are unable to work this out for yourself then for only £49.99.95 I will come round to your house and teach you right from wrong. This offer is not available in any shops and please ring early to avoid disappointment.

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