Here Is Some Stuff That I Really Hate

Yes it's an orange because they are the work of SATAN. Oooh yes they are. Why is it that when someone opens an orange in a room that that room will smell of orange for years to come. And the smell produced is enough to floor a room full of healthy cows. WHY O WHY O WHY O WHY
Spiders. SPiders. SPIders. SPIDers. SPIDErs. SPIDERs. SPIDERS... Get the idea, spiders are the devils playthings, they cruise around in gangs pretending to be unaware of what is going on around them, but they know only too well. Why is it that in a room full of people the spider will always turn up within 2 feet of the only person afraid of them. Because they're crafty bastards is why. More afraid of you than you are of them, BOLLOCKS I say if that was the case then why do they always show up in my flat? EH? BASTARDS.
Cheese you say, DEVIL SMEG I SAY! Why are there so many different type of this filth, are you all not happy just to eat moss, it's the same shite. Bleh it's nasty stuff, only good on Pizza's and then only with enough tasty stuff on it to take away any cheeseyness that may arise.

Stuff I Really Like, Oooh I Love It All.

My damned fine NEW laser pointey pen, its just the best thing in the world oooh yes it is. I mean there are just so many things that you can shine it off and point at. Some people have said to me "But is that all it does?" and I have to say to them "Well yes" but it's the pointing that makes it so great. If you don't believe me then just buy one and try it out, if you don't have the same reaction as me then you're sad.
My stuff indeed, and a finer collection you may never see again. It's all fine stuff. From my Stormtrooper rifle and Lightsaber down to my Batman Animated Series lollipop spinner. The collection is rapidly growing with the introduction of such things as Mars Attacks brain disentegrater guns and the like, but I just have to say GOD BLESS STUFF.
Ooooh coffee, lets all give it a big fat wavey WAHEY. It's great cos you can drink it in the morning, the afternoon, at night, anytime really and it's got a loverly hotness to it. But it only tastes really great with the addition of....
Yes sugar. Ahhh the sweet texture of the beast known to us all as sugar. As sweet as a really sweet powder and as white as a really white powder (except for brown sugar which is brown, like brown paper but that's another story). Yes where would we be without sugar, no Lucky Charms, no sweet chocolate, no sugary pastry donutty type things, no sugar rushes, etc...
Brasseye. GOD BLESS YOU CHRIS MORRIS, you sir are a genius. We all had TDT and now Brasseye, not to mention all the radio stuff you did before that.
Ahhh where would we all be without Pool, well some of the more uneducated of us would be in the same place as we are now but I would be in a pool-less uninteresting world of dullability. Pool is the main reason for pubs to be there, apart from just drinking yourself into a hole, but Pool. Oh Pool with your 15 balls so round, the cue ball so white and round, the black is (of course) black and round and those oh-so nescessary pockets, six in number and hole-like in the making. Great game as well.
All pics done by me and I like them. SO THERE.